Monday, 24 October 2011

We got back from the coast. I loved it. And got a lovely welcome from my best friends, including an ACCIDENTAL hand across the face. My eyeball is messed up. I got scratched by a fingernail. I also fell sideways off a chair, tripped down the stairs and walked into a wall. NICE.
I dropped a jellyfish down my little brother's underwear and died laughing. He waddled.
When Katie gets Hyper...
When Katie gets hyper, leave
or stay.
watch her laugh
and scream
(VERY loudly)
and run in circles
jabbering twenty miles a minute
(one mile wasn't enough)
jabber jabber jabber
everything from Mr Weinie, her dog
to the llama next door

When Maddie gets hyper...
make a face. she laughs
make her jump up and down
maybe about thirty or so times
and DON'T bring up Duncan.
Whatever you do.
Don't.
Bring.
Up.
Duncan.

When Lizzy gets hyper...
SPRINTINTHEOTHERDIRECTIONASFASTASYOUCANANDDON'TLOOKBACK
BECAUSESHEWILL(gasp)EATYOURBRAINSWHILETALKING
ABOUTHERKITTENWHOHAD
ANOPERATIONONIT'SKNEECAP
ANDHADTODRINKMILKANDBEANMUSHFORTHREEANDAHALFDAYSSTRAIGHT
ANDITHATEDARTICOKESEVERSINCE.

Just don't give us coffee.
AND I am sitting here, wearing my best friend's hat. I found it next to the computer. Beautiful.

2 comments:

  1. Oh My! Hold the coffee. Nice description of the personalities of your friends.

    Mr. H

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  2. Thanks! yeah, coffee is best under lock and key... at least in our classroom.

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